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George Carlin thinks a Lot like jigs

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Anonymous

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George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.

The best way to stop Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price
of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch
an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
some ammo and ship him to Iraq Tell him if he wants to come to America
then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while
he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be
taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship
them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
 

jigs

Well-known member
you betcha !!!
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schnurrbart

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.

The best way to stop Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price
of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch
an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
some ammo and ship him to Iraq Tell him if he wants to come to America
then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while
he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be
taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship
them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

Have to admit that is a MUCH better plan than the one we heard Tuesday night.
 

jigs

Well-known member
if I started a post about how I liked strawberries and chocolate on my vanilla ice cream, you would somehow twist it into a friggin Bush-bashing. Frankly, I do not see how you add anything to the forum with this constant negative slant you have.
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aplusmnt

Well-known member
I am sure when Jigs farts he blames it on the dog also! :lol:

But in reality I bet Jigs does not share to much in common with Carlin in the lines of politics Carlin is as Liberal as any of the Hollywood trash.
 

Judith

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JIGS WHAT KIND OF A SICKO PUTS ANYTHING ON VANILLA ICE CREAM!!!!!!! :shock: That is absolute blasphemy!!! You probably put cream in your coffee too.....GASP....You are clearly a sick sick man :p :twisted: 8) :D



The preceeding was a paid announcement by the Katrina Campaign to mock Jigs :)
 

Steve

Well-known member
I like the plan.

it is simple,..effective,...and would work.,...

Go Jigs....you 08' campaign is back on track...
 

jigs

Well-known member
Judith said:
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The preceeding was a paid announcement by the Katrina Campaign to (what?) Jigs :)

she knows I am married!


I put sugar and cream in my coffee. and my FIL tells me all the time I am just a kid, when I grow up I will drink it black. I just smile...truth is, I put that in there, because his coffee tastes like dog crap!

and vanilla sux with out some kind of topping.....I normally prefere chocolate ice cream, but I was afraid to say that for fear of being called a racisist.
 
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