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git-r-dun

Hanta Yo

Well-known member
'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith...He's hidin'marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
but he's hidin' it there..'


'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on
Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find
no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.


'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff
come ?'



'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'



(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
 

Hanta Yo

Well-known member
HAY MAKER said:
:D :D :D
Hope you are feeling better Hanta.................good luck

Thanks, Haymaker, I am soooooo much better than the day after the accident. It seems the older I get the longer it takes to heal up. I think I'll start pumping iron and jogging so I can move faster :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: when an old EXT biddy thinks she is going after me. I've got her number and she doesn't know it yet :wink:
 
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