Faster horses
Well-known member
Finally,
a
definition of Globalization that
I
can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What
is the truest definition
of
Globalization?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
Death.
Question:
How
come?
Answer:
An
English Princess
with
an
Egyptian
Boyfriend
crashes
in
a French
Tunnel,
driving
a
German
Car
with
a
Dutch Engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who
was drunk on
Scottish Whisky,
(check
the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi
on
Japanese Motorcycles
treated
by an
American Doctor,
using
Brazilian
Medicines.
This
is
sent to you by a Canadian
using
American Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading this on your computer,
that
uses
Chinese parts
and
a Korean Monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
Workers
in
a Singapore Plant,
transported
by Indian Truck Drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded
by Sicilian Longshoremen,
and
trucked
to you by Mexican Illegals.....
That,
my Friends, is
Globalization
a
definition of Globalization that
I
can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What
is the truest definition
of
Globalization?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
Death.
Question:
How
come?
Answer:
An
English Princess
with
an
Egyptian
Boyfriend
crashes
in
a French
Tunnel,
driving
a
German
Car
with
a
Dutch Engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who
was drunk on
Scottish Whisky,
(check
the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi
on
Japanese Motorcycles
treated
by an
American Doctor,
using
Brazilian
Medicines.
This
is
sent to you by a Canadian
using
American Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading this on your computer,
that
uses
Chinese parts
and
a Korean Monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
Workers
in
a Singapore Plant,
transported
by Indian Truck Drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded
by Sicilian Longshoremen,
and
trucked
to you by Mexican Illegals.....
That,
my Friends, is
Globalization