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Yanuck

Well-known member
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn't get a fair trial



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was anAmerican Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:



1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do



Can I get an AMEN!!
 

Hooks

Well-known member
Amen...................................................

to your remark Muddy, not Yanuck's................................ :roll:
 

Yanuck

Well-known member
Big Muddy rancher said:
Still working that woman thang. :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

whadya mean? me? there's a whole bunch of other examples in there, and yet you focus only on one, I was simply posting a joke I thought was funny
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Blkbuckaroo

Well-known member
Yanuck said:
Big Muddy rancher said:
Still working that woman thang. :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

whadya mean? me? there's a whole bunch of other examples in there, and yet you focus only on one, I was simply posting a joke I thought was funny
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Now that's hilarious :lol2: :lol2: :clap: :roll: :twisted: :mrgreen: :p
 

Soapweed

Well-known member
burnt said:
I was always a lil skeptical of preachers who had to milk an "amen" from the congregation . . . . :wink:

Amen. :)

That's funny, Yanuck. :) Guess it proves that He is everything to everyone that seeks him. He reaches every heart regardless of race, creed, color, or gender. After all, He is our Creator.
 

Yanuck

Well-known member
Thanks Soapweed....see you boys? you could take a lesson here, but oh no...you took an innocent joke and turned it into something else.....for shame!!!
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:lol: :lol: :wink: :p
 

gcreekrch

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Yanuck said:
Thanks Soapweed....see you boys? you could take a lesson here, but oh no...you took an innocent joke and turned it into something else.....for shame!!!
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:lol: :lol: :wink: :p

It's not seemly for GIRLS to crow my dear. :wink: :D
 

Yanuck

Well-known member
gcreekrch said:
Yanuck said:
Thanks Soapweed....see you boys? you could take a lesson here, but oh no...you took an innocent joke and turned it into something else.....for shame!!!
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:lol: :lol: :wink: :p

It's not seemly for GIRLS to crow my dear. :wink: :D

gotta get my shots in whenever I can ya know!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Mrs.Greg

Well-known member
Yanuck said:
Hooks said:
Yanuck shoots....she scores!!!!!!!


oh geez, before long she'll want to be referred to as Gretzcke............no, wait a minute, he wasn't a Leaf...........................


Gretzky???!!!
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:lol2: :lol2: Also my feelings about Gretz :wink: If you ever wanna tick NR off,tell him Lemieux was 10 times the player princess Gretzky was :wink:
 

Les

Well-known member
Mrs.Greg said:
Yanuck said:
Hooks said:
oh geez, before long she'll want to be referred to as Gretzcke............no, wait a minute, he wasn't a Leaf...........................


Gretzky???!!!
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:lol2: :lol2: Also my feelings about Gretz :wink: If you ever wanna tick NR off,tell him Lemieux was 10 times the player princess Gretzky was :wink:
:disagree: :disagree: :disagree: :stop: :?: :shock: :dunce:
 
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