Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:
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> 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
> 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
> 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
> 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
> 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
> 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
> 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
> 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
> 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
> 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
> WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF