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Good, bad and ugly!!!

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Feb 10, 2005
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ennis, montana
>Good, Bad, Ugly
> 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
> Bad: It's triplets.
> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
> 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
> Bad: She wants a divorce.
> Ugly: She's a lawyer.
> 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
> Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
> Ugly: So are you.
> 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
> Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
> Ugly: You're in them.
> 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
> Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
> 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
> Ugly: He looks better than you.
> 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
> Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> Ugly: With corrections.
> 8. Good: The postman's early.
> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
> 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
> Bad: It's another man.
> Ugly: He's your best friend.
> 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
> Bad: As a hooker.
> Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
> Way ugly: She makes more money than you
I can see your getting the cut and paste down to a science. look out. had to cut and paste this one and send it down the line. isn't this fun? :lol:

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