GOOD BYE,LEO HELLO BILL

[Anonymous]

OLD TIMER ,some times I dont think we will ever convince these canuckle heads to quit listening to these packer stories,Ranch to Rail, strategic alliance,etc. its all a bunch of packer BULL SHEIST side step your neighbors at the sale barn and the money you save packers will split with you,if you are lucky.............good luck PS I wish I could run into a couple canuckle heads around here,I'D brain wash em and put their but to building fence.And while IM on the subject I heard a rumor that a canuckle head has moved in around here,I hope its true be like a dream come true for me ,meet a canuckle head eye ball to eye ball
boy could I have some fun, elmo said he was at the local watering hole joining the domino club,ILL find out shortly.

Say, HAY MAKER, I'm sure that you are A grown man by now and can take care of yourself in most challenges. But as one of them Canuckle heads that you hold in such high regard, I thought it only fair to clue you in on a few things that you might find useful in your first meeting with your rumored new neighbour of my kind.

First off, if you want to look him straight in the eye, you will find it necessary to stand up straight and tall and hold your chin up high. (Do you have a chin, HAY MAKER?)

Secondly, when you are standing nice and straight with your chin up, find a nice big box to stand on and you should finally be tall enough to look him in the eye.

Thirdly, it would help your efforts to make a good first impression if you would speak in clear English instead of your usual r-calf parrot squawk. That kind of racket might work on most of your circles, but it would surely help groom a better image for yourself if you would like to have one, that is, to refrain from it for at least a while.

Oh, there's lots more I could tell you, like, not asking him if he came to the border by dog-sled and such, but there are some things you will have to learn for yourself. I'd just recommend taking a little extra caution in trying to get to know him until you find out if he's the kind of Canucklehead that will roast you slowly or if he likes to make a quick job of it.

I hope you don't take this personal -like, but this free advice for you should be an indicator of the regard that I have built for you since getting to know you here on Rancher's.net.

I guess you could sum this advice up as deciding how to "pick your pain" . . .

Speak in clear english thats a hoot watch the prairie farm report on RFD-TV if thats clear english sounds more like low IQ english eh..

Looks like Canadians better learn how to say Y'all if they want to communicate... EH :wink:

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New U.S. ambassador to Canada sworn in

by Pete Hisey on 6/22/2005 for Meatingplace.com




David Wilkins, for 11 years the speaker of South Carolina's House of Representatives, was sworn in as the new U.S. ambassador to Canada, replacing Paul Celluci.

The often testy relations between the United States and Canada over the war in Iraq, space-based missile shields, a low-level trade war involving Canadian soft lumber and live hogs and, of course, the ongoing controversy over the closing of the border to live cattle, have moderated somewhat, particularly since the election of Paul Martin as prime minister, but Wilkins will still face a level of bitterness left over from Celluci and the continued dim view Canadians take toward President George W. Bush.

 

[frenchie]

Speak in clear english thats a hoot watch the prairie farm report on RFD-TV if thats clear english sounds more like low IQ english eh..

Sounds like you missed more than a few days of school yourself.