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Gotta love this nurse

Soapweed

Well-known member
GOTTA LOVE THIS NURSE


A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him
about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough
so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive
tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you pull it off.

Written in large black letters across the tape was the sentence:
"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
 

Denny

Well-known member
I like that one very good..

My wife is an ER nurse and got stopped one evening after she had hit a deer "one headlight".Anyhow the young officer was shall we say a "Prick" Anyhow a couple weeks later he was in the ER with what he thought was a "MAJOR" emergency lets just say he sat in the waiting room for a VERY long time.
 
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