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The Wisdom Of a 6 Year Old

A first grade teacher had 25 students in her class, she asked them to come
up with the end of each proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually
done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you:

1. Don't change horses ............. until they stop running.

2. Strike while the .................. bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before ................. Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of ................... termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but ..................how?

6. Don't bite the hand that ....................... looks dirty.

7. No news is ........................impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a..................Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new .................... math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ......... stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust............................... me.

12. The pen is mightier than the .................... pigs.

13. An idle mind is .........................the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's ...................... pollution.

15. Happy the bride who.................... gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is ................... not much.

17. Two's company, three's ................... the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ........... you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and.......... you have to
blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ........................ Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not ... spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed ..................... get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you .............. see in the
picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind ................. get out of the way.

And, the WINNER and last one is...

25. Better late than ....................pregnant.
 

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ahhhhh....the sweet innocense of youth!! :D :D :D how nice it would be if we could all retain a small part of that which sees the world through such simplicity....and not the cynicism of adulthood and age!! :wink: :wink:
have a super day, everyone!!! :D
 

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