Any guesses as to what the President will say in the State of the Union speech tonight? I'm thinking that he will start out by kissing Pelosi's ass a little bit with some mushy-gushy crap. Something like...reader (the Second) said:This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur on the same day. As Air America Radio pointed out, "It is an ironic juxtaposition of events: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication while the other involves a groundhog."
Texan said:Any guesses as to what the President will say in the State of the Union speech tonight? I'm thinking that he will start out by kissing Pelosi's ass a little bit with some mushy-gushy crap. Something like...reader (the Second) said:This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur on the same day. As Air America Radio pointed out, "It is an ironic juxtaposition of events: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication while the other involves a groundhog."
I have a high privilege and distinct honor of my own as the first president to begin the State of the Union message with these words: Madam Speaker.
Maybe not those exact words, but something similar.
After that, I look for him to talk about immigration some. Maybe suggesting a temporary worker program? Probably use catchy little Jesse Jackson-like phrases such as, without animosity and without amnesty (or something similar).
I also expect him to talk about reducing our dependence on foreign oil and doubling the SPR. Maybe he'll also talk about new technology to help us to confront the serious challenge of global climate change? Not sure exactly what he'll call it, but it'll probably be something like that to appease the wackos.
Other than that...I expect he'll p*** some people off by not mentioning hurricane Katrina or giving gazillions more dollars to the native population in New Orleans.
Hmmm...that pretty much sums up my guesses. Anybody else got any?
How the hell should I know what you assume? :roll:schnurrbart said:Do I assume that you would....
Texan said:How the hell should I know what you assume? :roll:schnurrbart said:Do I assume that you would....
Texan said:How the hell should I know what you assume? :roll:schnurrbart said:Do I assume that you would....
Texan said:How the hell should I know what you assume? :roll:schnurrbart said:Do I assume that you would....
:lol: He's probably got a fat intern in a blue dress that does it while she's down there.jigs said:Texan said:How the hell should I know what you assume? :roll:schnurrbart said:Do I assume that you would....
you ever wonder who ties sherbies shoes in the morning for him???
Texan said::lol: He's probably got a fat intern in a blue dress that does it while she's down there.jigs said:Texan said:How the hell should I know what you assume? :roll:
you ever wonder who ties sherbies shoes in the morning for him???
I bet you are, too. I'm sure it helps you find your cereal bowl every morning when it's in the same place, huh? :lol:schnurrbart said:Glad to see some things never change.
That wasn't very nice, schlurpee.schnurrbart said:You're still an ass.
Sorry, sarge. You musta forgot that I wasn't in the Army. I don't do orders.schnurrbart said:Answer the question.
I think there's a limit on how many times you can use the word 'should' in one sentence without it sounding stupid. I'm afraid you might be over that limit. :lol:schnurrbart said:I realize now that I should have known that you would have a problem and should have said "should I assume..."