Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another
for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep
another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out
of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me
look fat?'
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a
woman....
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another
for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep
another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out
of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me
look fat?'
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a
woman....
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.