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Big Muddy rancher

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Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my 45 auto right in the doorway. I gave it 8 shells to go in the clip, and noticing that it had no legs, even placed it in a wheelchair to help it get around. I then left it alone and went about my business.



While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street shoveled the snow, a girl walked her dog down the street, trash man picked up the trash, and quite a few cars went by.



After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadn't rolled itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.



Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and it’s the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.



Alright, well I’m off to check on my spoons. I hear they’re making people fat.
 

Steve

Well-known member
or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

I think I have one a bit lazier,.. it won't hardly even get out of it's case

I cleaned it awhile back when I cleaned the rest.. still nothing...

and it only holds 6 rounds..

kinda one of those prima dona lazy types.. to pretty to get dirty.. to expensive to take out... and really not worth having in my opinion..

but dangerous,.. not really..
 

Mike

Well-known member
Your experiment would not hold up in court here.

Just a few weeks ago, a young black kid pleaded "Not Guilty" to a shooting with him claiming "the gun just went off by itself".............

his attorney alluded to suing the manufacturer for a product defect.
 
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