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Guts and Balls

Sandhusker

Well-known member
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death
 

greg

Well-known member
Sandhusker said:
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death
8) Can top that.This guy (true story) came home late from wedding dance,and had indulged tooo much.He for lack of a better word,spitup,then rolled over, woke wife up and asked wife if she felt better now? THAT is balls
 

Jinglebob

Well-known member
greg said:
Sandhusker said:
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death
8) Can top that.This guy (true story) came home late from wedding dance,and had indulged tooo much.He for lack of a better word,spitup,then rolled over, woke wife up and asked wife if she felt better now? THAT is balls

No, that is brains. :wink: :lol: :lol:
 

Faster horses

Well-known member
Truth is stranger than fiction. :shock:


I know a guy whose wife came home and caught him in bed with another woman. He said to her, "Are you gonna believe me or your lying eyes?"


True story. :shock:
 
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