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Guys, careful who you marry:

Faster horses

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The
> first man married a woman from the city . He told her that
> she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a
> couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a
> clean house and dishes washed and put away.
>
> The second man married a woman from the UK.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all
> the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he
> didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
> better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the
> dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
>
> The third man married a ranch girl. He ordered
> her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
> laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every
> meal. He said the first day he didn't see
> anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by
> the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he
> could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was
> healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load
> the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he
> pees.
 
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Anonymous

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And y'all wonder why I refer to my dearly beloved as the "Hostile Native". She didn't find any humor in it the other night when I brought her a drink. She asked, "What are you doing"? To which I replied, "Gettin' the dishwasher loaded". Ouch !!!
 

gcreekrch

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BAR BAR 2 said:
And y'all wonder why I refer to my dearly beloved as the "Hostile Native". She didn't find any humor in it the other night when I brought her a drink. She asked, "What are you doing"? To which I replied, "Gettin' the dishwasher loaded". Ouch !!!

I would guess that the one thing your dearly beloved cannot say is that life is dull with you as her partner. :lol:
 

loomixguy

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BAR BAR 2 said:
And y'all wonder why I refer to my dearly beloved as the "Hostile Native". She didn't find any humor in it the other night when I brought her a drink. She asked, "What are you doing"? To which I replied, "Gettin' the dishwasher loaded". Ouch !!!

Same thing happened to me. When the floor of our basement was being poured I showed up with a really nice 10 foot long piece of 2 inch exhaust pipe. When the Boss asked what I was gonna do with it I replied that it was going into the floor vertically cause it was her new stripper pole. The concrete guys couldn't believe that I could run that fast!

I swear, these women have NO SENSE OF HUMOR!
 
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Anonymous

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I agree Loomixguy. One would think, that with all the good options a woman comes with, a sense of humor would be standard equipment. Remember ladies, laugh WITH us, not at us.
 

jigs

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loomixguy said:
BAR BAR 2 said:
And y'all wonder why I refer to my dearly beloved as the "Hostile Native". She didn't find any humor in it the other night when I brought her a drink. She asked, "What are you doing"? To which I replied, "Gettin' the dishwasher loaded". Ouch !!!

Same thing happened to me. When the floor of our basement was being poured I showed up with a really nice 10 foot long piece of 2 inch exhaust pipe. When the Boss asked what I was gonna do with it I replied that it was going into the floor vertically cause it was her new stripper pole. The concrete guys couldn't believe that I could run that fast!

I swear, these women have NO SENSE OF HUMOR!

come on...we all know that the only nude women in Webster County is at the Willa Cather look a like contest each summer!!!
 

balestabber

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there was an order buyer,who smelled of alcohol and perfume,returned home drunk early in the morn.his wife met him at the door,after a small arguement,a little understanding was made in a physical way.this issue became so serious it ended up in court!!
when the Judge asked,"did u beat him about the head and shoulder area?"
the wife honestly answered,"no,i beat him about 20 minutes" :shock:
 
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