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> first man married a woman from the city . He told her that
> she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a
> couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a
> clean house and dishes washed and put away.
>
> The second man married a woman from the UK.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all
> the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he
> didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
> better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the
> dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
>
> The third man married a ranch girl. He ordered
> her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
> laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every
> meal. He said the first day he didn't see
> anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by
> the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he
> could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was
> healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load
> the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he
> pees.
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