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Guys....read this.

kolanuraven

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Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer."

"But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin . . ..

What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I been wakin up with?"
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
jigs said:
damn, if guys sue Budweiser for doinking ugly chicks, looks like Kola's promiscuous days are over!



You really love me don't ya. First you're all " nice nice kiss kiss" now this..... can't make up your mind. But always remember....I CAN shoot!!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
 

jigs

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kolanuraven said:
jigs said:
damn, if guys sue Budweiser for doinking ugly chicks, looks like Kola's promiscuous days are over!



You really love me don't ya. First you're all " nice nice kiss kiss" now this..... can't make up your mind. But always remember....I CAN shoot!!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

bring your gun honey, I like it rough!
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
meat_fire said:
But always remember....I CAN shoot!!!
My type of a woman, when some buglar comes prowling around in the night, you can go chase him off with the gun and I can stay in bed and sleep :D :D :D

Are you my ex husband?? :shock: :shock: :lol:

He'd hear something at nite....wake me up and say , " why don't YOU go and see what that was?"


WUSS!
 
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