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H, Robin, Justin, is one of you the author?

gcreekrch

Well-known member
> Redneck Valentine
> (A Touching Heartfelt Tribute)
>
> Collards is green,
> my dog's name is Blue;
> and I'm so lucky to have
> a sweet thang like you.
>
> Yore hair is like cornsilk
> a-flapping in the breeze –
> Softer than Blue's
> and without all them fleas.
>
> You move like the bass,
> which excite me in May.
> You ain't got no scales,
> but I luv you anyway.
>
> Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
> jist a-fry'n in the pan.
> Yo're as fragrant as snuff
> right out of the can
>
> You have som'a yore teeth,
> for which I am proud;
> I hold my head high
> when we're in a crowd.
>
> On special occasions,
> when you shave under yore arms,
> well, I'm in hawg heaven,
> and awed by yore charms.
>
> Still them fellers at work,
> they all want to know
> what I did to deserve
> such a purdy, young doe.
>
> Like a good roll of duct tape
> yo're there fer yore man,
> to patch up life's troubles
> and fix what you can.
>
> I is your Valentine
> I is your Man
> When I go to the bathroom
> You turn on the fan
>
> Yo're as cute as a junebug
> a-buzzin' overhead.
> You ain't mean like those far ants
> I found in my bed.
>
> Cut from the best cloth
> like a plaid flannel shirt,
> you spark up my life
> more than a fresh load of dirt.
>
> When you hold me real tight
> like a padded gunrack,
> my life is complete;
> Ain't nuttin' I lack.
>
> Yore complexion, it's perfection,
> like the best vinyl sidin'.
> Despite all the years,
> yore age, it keeps hidin'.
>
> Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
> with a RC cold drank,
> we go together
> like a skunk goes with stank.
>
> Some men, they buy chocolate
> for Valentine's Day;
> They git it at Wal-Mart,
> it's romantic that way.
>
> Some men git roses
> on that special day
> from the cooler at Kroger.
> "That's impressive," I say.
>
> Some men buy fine diamonds
> from a flea market booth.
> "Diamonds are forever,"
> they explain, suave and couth.
>
> But for this man, honey,
> these won't do.
> Cause yo're too special,
> you sweet thang you.
>
> I got you a gift,
> without taste nor odor,
> more useful than diamonds...
> IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!
>
 

leanin' H

Well-known member
Geeeeeez! I was just kidding! :roll: I'm not that stupid! :???: I am getting her a late Valentines present that will cost a lot of money! In March! At Yardley Cattle Co! :lol: :lol: Only the best for you dear! :wink:
 

Big Muddy rancher

Well-known member
Justin said:
:lol: :lol: sounds like Robin :D
i like your way of thinkin' H. I hope to buy my wife's present on Monday :D


Presents :shock: :???:

You guys are settin a BAD example for the rest of us guys. :x

I splurged and got my wife a card that I made.

It said E, E, OU, OU, I'm Bananas over you. :lol: :lol:
 

Justin

Well-known member
Big Muddy rancher said:
Justin said:
:lol: :lol: sounds like Robin :D
i like your way of thinkin' H. I hope to buy my wife's present on Monday :D


Presents :shock: :???:

You guys are settin a BAD example for the rest of us guys. :x

I splurged and got my wife a card that I made.

It said E, E, OU, OU, I'm Bananas over you. :lol: :lol:

i'll have a card on stand-by, if the bulls on Monday sell out of my price range. shot, the card was dam near out of my price range :wink: :D
 
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