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. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the
>>>>bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled
>>>>around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer
>>>>quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he
>>
>>tried
>> >>his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find
>>his car >>and
>>>>fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
>>
>>patrons
>> >>left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,
>>switched the
>>>>wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the
>>
>>blinkers
>> >>on
>>>>and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on
>>>>the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a
>>>>little >>and then remained still for a few more minutes as some
>>>>more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was
>>>>the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove
>>>>slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently
>>>>all this time, now started
>>
>>up
>> >>his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled
>>the man >>over
>>>>and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the
>>>> >>breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed
>>>>any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to
>>>>ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer
>>>>equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud
>>>>Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the
>>
>>designated
>> >>decoy."
>>
>>
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