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Haymaker.........or maybe not...........who knows????

MN Farm Girl

Well-known member
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped
and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too
tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the
bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only
to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once
again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she
could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again
reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the
step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked
her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know you! "The Texan smiled and
drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you
unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
 
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