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Haymaker was requested by his doctor for
>>a sperm count
>> > as part of his physical exam.
>> >
>> > The doctor gave him a jar and said, "Take this
>>jar home and
>> > bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
>> >
>> > The next day Haymaker reappeared at the
>>doctor's
>> > office and gave him the jar, which was as clean
>>and empty as on the
>> > previous day.
>> >
>> > The doctor asked what happened and Haymaker
>>explained:
>> >
>> > "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my
>>right hand,
>> > but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
>>still nothing. Then I
>> > asked my wife for help. She tried with her right
>>hand, then with her
>> > left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,
>>first with the teeth
>>in,
>> > then with her teeth out, still nothing.
>> >
>> > We even called up ELMO from next door and
>>he tried too,
>> > first with both hands, then an armpit, and he
>>even tried squeezin' it
>> > between his knees, but still nothing."
>> >
>> > The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
>> >
>> > Haymaker replied, "Yep. None of us could get
>>the jar open".
>> >
>> >
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