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Haymker"s secret

Big Muddy rancher

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HAYMAKER'S GRANDPA TOLD HIM THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

HAYMAKER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.

HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,



AND A 15-FOOT CRATER WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE!


SORTA BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE, DON'T IT?
:cowboy:
 

HAY MAKER

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I reckon you thank that wuz funnie,I aint got time to read a big ole canuckleheads jokes being how it friday nite,im feelin much better,might even do a little waltzin with a pretty girl or 2 :D be back bout tammorow :wink:
good luck
 

Big Muddy rancher

Well-known member
HAY MAKER said:
I reckon you thank that wuz funnie,I aint got time to read a big ole canuckleheads jokes being how it friday nite,im feelin much better,might even do a little waltzin with a pretty girl or 2 :D be back bout tammorow :wink:
good luck

Careful you don't go out with a BANG :!: :lol: :lol:
 

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