HAYMAKER'S GRANDPA TOLD HIM THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
HAYMAKER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.
HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,
AND A 15-FOOT CRATER WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE!
SORTA BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE, DON'T IT?
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