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Obama wakes up one night.
There stands George Washington's ghost!
Obama says, "George how can I help this country?"
Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was."

Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again.
This time its' Thomas Jefferson's ghost!
Obama says "Tom how can I help this country?"
Jefferson says, "Love the Constitution like I did."

Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost,
Obama says "Abe how can I help this country?"
Abe replies, " Buy theater tickets"...


Carry on.........
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