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Help with a woman?

Angus Cattle Shower

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Well, see, there's this girl at school, Im not goign to get into it alot but heres the bottom line.

Im shy. I am trerrified to talk to just about anyone.

What do I do?
 

Angus Cattle Shower

Well-known member
Ive tried that a couple times with friends... worked once out of eight times, and it still did not end up well... like fifteen minutes later when she realized they werent all true haha
 

Mike

Well-known member
Angus Cattle Shower said:
Well, see, there's this girl at school, Im not goign to get into it alot but heres the bottom line.

Im shy. I am trerrified to talk to just about anyone.

What do I do?

Just come out and tell her that you don't want to talk...............

Tell her you just want to get on with the hanky-panky.

Most women do all the talking anyway.............................
 

fedup2

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called woman.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history...
 

Jinglebob

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Quit being shy. You sure as hell ain't shy on here! :shock:

:wink:

:lol: :lol:

Just go talk to here. Quit actin' like jigs and bein' a wienie. :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Naw, Jigs ain't a wienie. Just teasin' there Jigs ol buddy. Jigs. Jigs? Now Jigs, put that down. I said put that down, Ji
 

Judith

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Is there something we should know about Jingles? :shock: Yikes!




(and this folks is how rumors and inuendo start.....lol)
 

Jinglebob

Well-known member
Judith said:
he doesnt know he's just tring to act cool........... :roll: :twisted:

:disagree:

:( Naww, I can't do it. Okay , I really don't know. :???: :cry:

But, but, it just sounds so cool. :cry:

Awww, wait a darn minute. I know. It's what ACS is. He's a shizzle! :D

:? :x No that can't be right! :x

Wait! Wait!

it's a ....it's a.... hmmm, lets see, what is a shizzle? Oh I know, I know, it's like when I say, like, for sure dude, like woooohoa, like, you know what I mean, man?

As in yeah, you got that right, my main man. Or, for sure, dude.

Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. :)

Like waaay aaawwwwsum. Totally gnarly. Can you dig it? :wink:
 
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