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Help with my pet dog!

jigs

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keep your remote laced with jabanero (sp) pepper sauce.....he may still eat it, but he will damned sure pass it through in a hurry!!
 

Judith

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You guys can keep your farting, tv, channel changing dog! I live in a house with a male of the species. The channel already changes a trillion times while I am trying to watch a show. Besides Fuzzy does'nt like dogs :)
 

Mrs.Greg

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Judith said:
I live in a house with a male of the species. The channel already changes a trillion times while I am trying to watch a show.
That comes from a defective chemical in the male body its called testosterone,and its meant to drive woman crazy :!:
 

Judith

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Why is it that the channel changes during a program? Braxton always has to "see what else is on" during the commercials. UGGGGGG. Then ya miss a bunch of what you were watching cuz you can never remember what channel you were watching. Funny my dad does the very same thing. Defiantely a guy thing :) Same with the farting, ladies never fart. :) :p We may however break wind in bed and then quickly pull the covers over the head of an unsupecting partner :) A lady would do that :)
 

Mrs.Greg

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In our house when a lady breaks wind we call it a fluff :) Welllll thats what I call it,greg says in NO way is it a fluff :shock: Hmmmm,wonder what he means about that :!:


Honestly I hate that remote thing,seriously greg cannot watch a whole program.....like 80 sit coms in half an hour,my head spins :?
 

Judith

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Take the remote away and stuff it up your shirt.....oops... wait a minute now you'll have another whole set of problems..... 8)
 

jigs

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Mrs.Greg said:
In our house when a lady breaks wind we call it a fluff :) Welllll thats what I call it,greg says in NO way is it a fluff :shock: Hmmmm,wonder what he means about that :!:


Honestly I hate that remote thing,seriously greg cannot watch a whole program.....like 80 sit coms in half an hour,my head spins :?


I always though women never farted because they never kept their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure!
 

EmptyPockets

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:shock: :shock: :shock: I'd never hear that before, now I know why when me and my missus are having a quarrel, she says she fluffed my pillow for me. :x :roll: :mad:
 

katrina

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Okay since we are on farts I have a question: No matter how low the protein is on ameego's dog food. He still has lots of gas.. And it's worse as he gets older. He's tenish..... Anyway any advice??
 

DJL

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Katrina I find that certain brands of dog food are worse than others for gas. When your dog sleeps right beside your bed in the cabin, you definitely get to find out which ones cause gas and which ones don't!
 

IL Rancher

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Switch protein sources in the food or brands, it might help. Have one dog if he gets lamb his gas is something t peel paint. If he ggets chicken it is not so bad (This is in dog foods.)... But the worst is our 15 year old Husky.. His gas can wake the dead and it doesn't matter what it is... He does it, stares at his but like WTF was that, and than pulls himself out of the room...Poor Tundra.
 

katrina

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Our dog can rip em with the best.....Louder than the guys...... He too goes to the porch after the sonic boom. I feel sorry for him. :(
 

jigs

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try the scented dog thong!
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Faster horses

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One thing about it, no subject is scared here!!!!!

Katrina, get some Senior Dog food for your old dog.
Any dog after 7 years of age should be on the Senior.
Dogs digestive systems start aging just like humans.

Got a Vigortone dealer near you?
Their Provipet Senior Dog Food is excellent. And very reasonable.
You dog will :heart: you for it.

BTW, no ruminant in Provipet dog food. So it won't
matter if livestock should eat it by accident.
 

katrina

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He is on senior dog food...... He just can't handle regular dog food at all..... Bless his heart.... I will try the certain kinds like chicken or fish and see what that does...... Our older son was tootin in the recliner and ameego was given him the go to the porch look.. Was priceless.......
 
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