Near Fredericksburg, Texas, there is a large German-speaking population.
A local rancher was walking down a country road and noticed a man drinking from his dirt stock tank with his hand.
The rancher shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.' )
The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The rancher replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.' :wink: :lol:
A local rancher was walking down a country road and noticed a man drinking from his dirt stock tank with his hand.
The rancher shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.' )
The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The rancher replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.' :wink: :lol:
