Liberty Belle
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DALLAS ATC
Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land runway 9 Right."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9 Right - Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC "Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land on runway 27 Left."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27 Left. - Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: Well, bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?
Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ! )
Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land runway 9 Right."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9 Right - Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC "Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land on runway 27 Left."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27 Left. - Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: Well, bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?
Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ! )