Hanta Yo
Well-known member
I think this was posted before, but I just couldn't resist!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The
> Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not
> have a "large"
> enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had
> the
>
> largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his
> head and
>
> said, " Lady, you need a 1/4 ho rsepower." I responded that 1/2 was
> larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We
> haven't used
> Sears repair since.
> ______________________________________________________
> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
> ordered a
> taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He
> said
>
> he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From
> Kansas City
> !
> ______________________________________________________
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
> airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
> without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my
> knowledge, how would I
>
> know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened
> in
> Birmingham , Ala.
> _____________________________________________________
> IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to
> cross
> the
> street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of
> mine.
> She
> asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals
> blind
> people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth
> are
> blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita ,
> KS
> _______________________________________________________
> IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
> This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
> _______________________________________________________
> IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
> back
> into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why
> her
> system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs
> office
> no
> less.
> ________________________________________________________
> IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
> dealership to
>
> pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went
> to the
>
> service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
> the
>
> driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
> instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was
> unlocked. "Hey," I announced
> to the techn ic ian, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that
>
> side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi !
> ___________
> ___________________________________________________________
> STAY ALERT!
> They walk among us, they REPRODUCE and they VOTE!!
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The
> Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not
> have a "large"
> enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had
> the
>
> largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his
> head and
>
> said, " Lady, you need a 1/4 ho rsepower." I responded that 1/2 was
> larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We
> haven't used
> Sears repair since.
> ______________________________________________________
> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
> ordered a
> taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He
> said
>
> he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From
> Kansas City
> !
> ______________________________________________________
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
> airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
> without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my
> knowledge, how would I
>
> know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened
> in
> Birmingham , Ala.
> _____________________________________________________
> IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to
> cross
> the
> street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of
> mine.
> She
> asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals
> blind
> people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth
> are
> blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita ,
> KS
> _______________________________________________________
> IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
> This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
> _______________________________________________________
> IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
> back
> into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why
> her
> system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs
> office
> no
> less.
> ________________________________________________________
> IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
> dealership to
>
> pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went
> to the
>
> service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
> the
>
> driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
> instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was
> unlocked. "Hey," I announced
> to the techn ic ian, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that
>
> side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi !
> ___________
> ___________________________________________________________
> STAY ALERT!
> They walk among us, they REPRODUCE and they VOTE!!