My, oh my!
I see some idle minds were busy in my absence!
As to revenge, welllll....
here's the truth of the matter.
I left here for a short vacation after I signed off from here at the beginning of lentand went up to see my ol' buddy BMR. When I got there he held me captive, all the time writing on this site, wondering where I was, to cover his evil tracks!
FH was there and they took turn torturing me! BMR would sing and FH would describe all the wonderful effects and use of minerals! I tell you, it was pretty rough. But hey, I'm a tuff guy. I wouldn't let them break me.
So then they called in IR and he brought some goons from Chicago and they forced me to eat pork!
Oh the horrors!
But hey, I'm a pretty tuff guy and that wasn't getting them anywhere, so next they called in Mrs Greg. She made me ride paint horses! I'll tell you, that just about did me in!
But , tuff guy that I am, I with stood their fiendish ploys.
So next, they brought in CG and she started in with her "aboots", and "eh"'s, for hours! She even forced me to do all her homework. But I again foiled their evil plans of my demise and world domination, and CG's grades even improved! :shock:
Seeing that I was made of stromnger material than they had expected, they brought in the worst one of all, Pookie!
Now I am tuff, but what they next made me do was the most foul and evil thing ever! What she put me through would make strong men weep. Oh, I just hate to even think about it! I still shiver uncontrollably when it replays thru' my mind! Pure torture and hell for hours and hours and days and nights, all the while they all stood and watched my suffering! Evil, they are all pure evil, I tell you! A weaker man would have just rolled over and died. I'm sure many have , when faced with what I was faced with!
But finally, after all that time, I managed to escaped and wended my way back home, all the while thinking of my revenge. But then I smiled to myself when I realized that after the hell they had all put me through, they would suffer the most, when Pookie has that baby, next winter! Yeah, that will teach them! 8)
When that baby is born with hairy nostrils and ears and a huge handlebar mustache, well then, I will get my revenge! And he will terrorize them all. Especially his mother!
And that is the truth, the whole truth and nuthin' but the truth!
And you people had better be watching over your shoulders for a lonnnnnng time! Nothing I do to you from now on is in anyway out of line or to be considered too much or too abusive. Revenge! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! :twisted: