Well, as decent as Faster Horses and Jinglebob are, as people go, this thread you started, BMr, could just be what it takes to push them over the edge.
If I were you (or a few other select types on this thread) I wouldn't be watching the Rancher's board for their revenge, I'd be watching my DOOR!
We know she's home and there has been nary a word from her? Isn't the silence knida scary, oh you vile offenders?
Pack lightly folks, pack lightly. Be ready to run.