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Hillary gets it

Soapweed

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Hillary and Bill went up Capitol Hill, to fetch a pail of pork.
Bill looked aside, distracted from his bride; oh, he can be such a dork.
A girl in a blue dress, created such a mess, and a cigar was in the fray.
It all made the news, Bill snooze he lose, and Hillary is mad yet today.
 

Jinglebob

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Faster horses said:
Hilary is a blonde, not so pretty
She wouldn't like this little ditty.
I myself just hope and pray
That someday soon she'll just go away.

Go away and never come back
But if she doesn't we'll not give her slack.
She won't get my vote, that is for sure
She always looks like she stepped in manure.

I do believe this is the best one so far. :D
 

Red Robin

Well-known member
Jinglebob said:
Faster horses said:
Hilary is a blonde, not so pretty
She wouldn't like this little ditty.
I myself just hope and pray
That someday soon she'll just go away.

Go away and never come back
But if she doesn't we'll not give her slack.
She won't get my vote, that is for sure
She always looks like she stepped in manure.

I do believe this is the best one so far. :D
Me too. You are clever FH.
 

EmptyPockets

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Ol Hillary thinks it's about time
That we have a woman prez
One that'll double the taxes
From the city to the rez

She said we need someone strong
A woman that won't buckle
One that can stick a finger up her nose
All the way to the second knuckle

So if you want poverty
And a woman with a buggar
Vote for this cold woman
That can't get Bill to Hugger





:???:
 

Jinglebob

Well-known member
EmptyPockets said:
Ol Hillary thinks it's about time
That we have a woman prez
One that'll double the taxes
From the city to the rez

She said we need someone strong
A woman that won't buckle
One that can stick a finger up her nose
All the way to the second knuckle

So if you want poverty
And a woman with a buggar
Vote for this cold woman
That can't get Bill to Hugger





:???:

Ahhh, we have a new winner! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's a good'un! :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

jigs

Well-known member
when you have Hillary up in front you and you are told to write a poem.....it is just too hard,

the only thing I can think of is


Ready, Aim, FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Soapweed

Well-known member
EmptyPockets said:
Ol Hillary thinks it's about time
That we have a woman prez
One that'll double the taxes
From the city to the rez

She said we need someone strong
A woman that won't buckle
One that can stick a finger up her nose
All the way to the second knuckle

So if you want poverty
And a woman with a buggar
Vote for this cold woman
That can't get Bill to Hugger





:???:

Good one, EmptyPockets. Your mind is fertile even if your pockets are sparse.
 

Been There

Well-known member
A blonde politician named Hilary,
thinks president she wants to be.
figures she can cure all worldly ill,
but she's got her own. She's got Bill.
 

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