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Anonymous

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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't- the old cow was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists...
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin dauhters made passionatte love to me".
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied " All I said was, I'm Hillary Clintons driver and I just killed the old cow."
 

fedup2

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Bill Clinton stopped to visit at one of the local reservations. When he opened his limo door, the local Chief saw that he had something in a brown bag.
The Chief ask Bill what he had.
Bill replied "I got a bottle of wine for Hillary."
The Chief smiled, nodded and said "Good trade!"
 
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