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Hillary's first night as President

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Juan

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HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
in January 2009






Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long....
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"




Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."


The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"



Jefferson says,
"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh, I really don't want to do that!"


On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears..
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"



Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."
 

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It was Junior's first night in the white house a few years ago. The ghost of George Washington appeared.
Junior says "Who are you?"

The ghost says "I'm George Washington."

Junior says "Who?" :???:

The ghost says" George Washington. First president of the united States, you maroon. Now, my advice is to Never Tell A lie."

Junior says "Yeah, right. Good one, George." :lol:
 

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