I am thinking of thinking outside the box.....Maybe Walmart could help me....
See, I am thinking if I were to hand out our Beef Brochures in thier meat deartment and tell thier customers, "Hey, this stuff I raise is not only better, but I just checked like products and I am actually cheaper...On thier "Natural lean Hamburger" they are charging $3.68/Lb, I am $3.50, with discounts on 5 pounds or more"...
After awhile, surely they would ask me to leave and I would refuse. I would have someone from the press there so when they called the police to escort me I could make statements like, "They came to our town, why can't I come to thier store?...What I am doing isn't near as criminal as the products they sell"...If this got on the front page I'd have publicity that couldn't be bought, maybe some national publicity as well.....
Of course, I'd make a public apology and tell peope I am sorry I felt the need to stand in the aisle at Walmart when all I had to do was run ads telling people to call _____________ to buy better Beef at a better price....Then I'd run ads on TV showing how though I failed to "Stick it to the Man".But you can Stick it to the Man by buying your Beef from me....
Hmmmm...Walmart does have possibilities.......LOL, not bad for a conservative who tends to be a rule follower,
Pat
BTW, this was all in fun...We need Walmart to buy the stuff passed off as beef as well, LOL...
See, I am thinking if I were to hand out our Beef Brochures in thier meat deartment and tell thier customers, "Hey, this stuff I raise is not only better, but I just checked like products and I am actually cheaper...On thier "Natural lean Hamburger" they are charging $3.68/Lb, I am $3.50, with discounts on 5 pounds or more"...
After awhile, surely they would ask me to leave and I would refuse. I would have someone from the press there so when they called the police to escort me I could make statements like, "They came to our town, why can't I come to thier store?...What I am doing isn't near as criminal as the products they sell"...If this got on the front page I'd have publicity that couldn't be bought, maybe some national publicity as well.....
Of course, I'd make a public apology and tell peope I am sorry I felt the need to stand in the aisle at Walmart when all I had to do was run ads telling people to call _____________ to buy better Beef at a better price....Then I'd run ads on TV showing how though I failed to "Stick it to the Man".But you can Stick it to the Man by buying your Beef from me....
Hmmmm...Walmart does have possibilities.......LOL, not bad for a conservative who tends to be a rule follower,
Pat
BTW, this was all in fun...We need Walmart to buy the stuff passed off as beef as well, LOL...