OldDog/NewTricks
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Hockey Playing Boys
Two boys were playing hockey on a frozen pond in Minneapolis when a Rottweiler attacked one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick, shoved it under the collar of the dog, twisted it, and broke the dog's neck ... saving his friend. A reporter happened to observe the events and he rushed over to interview the boy who saved his friend from injury or death. He began writing in his notebook, "Young Viking fan saves friend from vicious animal!"
The boy said, "I'm not a Vikings fan." The reporter said, "Sorry about that," and added, "I just assumed that you were." He began writing, "Timberwolf fan rescues friend from crazed animal!" The boy said, "I'm not a Timberwolves fan, either." The reporter said, "I thought anyone in Minneapolis would be a Viking's or Timberwolves fan. What team do you root for?"
The boy replied, "I'm a Packer's fan!" The reporter started on a new sheet of paper, "Little juvenile delinquent from Wisconsin kills a beloved family pet!"
Two boys were playing hockey on a frozen pond in Minneapolis when a Rottweiler attacked one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick, shoved it under the collar of the dog, twisted it, and broke the dog's neck ... saving his friend. A reporter happened to observe the events and he rushed over to interview the boy who saved his friend from injury or death. He began writing in his notebook, "Young Viking fan saves friend from vicious animal!"
The boy said, "I'm not a Vikings fan." The reporter said, "Sorry about that," and added, "I just assumed that you were." He began writing, "Timberwolf fan rescues friend from crazed animal!" The boy said, "I'm not a Timberwolves fan, either." The reporter said, "I thought anyone in Minneapolis would be a Viking's or Timberwolves fan. What team do you root for?"
The boy replied, "I'm a Packer's fan!" The reporter started on a new sheet of paper, "Little juvenile delinquent from Wisconsin kills a beloved family pet!"