sorry Kola, your money would be lost!
yes I do have one wonderful wife. one that is undefinable by words, and impossible to place a value on.
I spend some of my spare time looking through singles pages because a buddy of mine once suspected his wife of cheeting and I found her in the singles pages.
then I notice there were a BUNCH of women around my area on there, and so I go in and search for people who shouldn't be in there. I have a dummie account for some of them, and I send them messages like " let's hook up after your husband goes to his job" only instead of "his job" I put a very specific place so they KNOW I know who they are.......
a lot of the people on those sites are just bored, and if spooked a bit, they may let the notion go, and get back to honoring thier vows.
also, when I find the ugliest gal ever, I give her the e-mail address of a local guy...... he deserves it!