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Larrry

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Hoodies at the Pearly Gates
Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies arrive. St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here. I’ll be right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance. God says to Peter: "How
many times do I have to tell you--you can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are
brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and
says,"Well, they're gone."

“The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.

"No. The Pearly Gates."
 
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Oldtimer said:

History Of The Democrats And The KKK.....(Why the Democrats started the KKK)
Posted on Thursday, August 06, 2009 10:59:36 AM by IrishMike

The original targets of the Ku Klux Klan were Republicans, both black and white, according to a new television program and book, which describe how the Democrats started the KKK and for decades harassed the GOP with lynchings and threats.

An estimated 3,446 blacks and 1,297 whites died at the end of KKK ropes from 1882 to 1964.

Oldtimer just how many members of the party of NO MORALS (AKA the Democrats) do you really think wind up at the Pearly Gates? :?
 
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Oldtimer said:

History Of The Democrats And The KKK.....(Why the Democrats started the KKK)
Posted on Thursday, August 06, 2009 10:59:36 AM by IrishMike

The original targets of the Ku Klux Klan were Republicans, both black and white, according to a new television program and book, which describe how the Democrats started the KKK and for decades harassed the GOP with lynchings and threats.

An estimated 3,446 blacks and 1,297 whites died at the end of KKK ropes from 1882 to 1964.

Oldtimer just how many members of the party of NO MORALS (AKA the Democrats) do you really think wind up at the Pearly Gates? :?

Yep- that was when the south voted almost straight Democrat-- but as I've said before, the parties have totally flipflopped in the past 50-100 years....
 

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I agree. Democrats are the consummate "Flip Floppers". They have perfected that art........................... and the Mighty Exaltant Byrd proved it....

But one thing hasn't changed. Blacks are still getting handouts on the Democrats' "Plantation".
 

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Oldtimer said:
Yep- that was when the south voted almost straight Democrat-- but as I've said before, the parties have totally flipflopped in the past 50 years....

So says you Oldtimer :roll:

I don't see any Republicans linching Blacks or Democrats because they dare think different than them. I do how ever see the Democrats voting for a token Black and using the race card to push their Leftwingnut agenda. And sorry Oldtimer but we all know their agenda is meant to keep the Black Minorities dependent on the Government. As long as the Democrats can keep the blacks dependent on them for their next welfare check THEY CAN CONTROL THEM. The only reason the Dems stopped linching Blacks is they see them as a means to an end. Government dependents that will vote for them to keep the socialist welfare treats coming. :x
 

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I got a kick out of the responses.

Here you have a post about thugs, and our resident leftwinger come along and interjects race. He just proves he is the racist.



On the other hand if you have a post about , say racist crime and a conservative ever mentions race in the discussion then along come the leftwingernuts crying racism.

Only from the minds of a leftwingernut liberal does this hypocrisy come from
 
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Hoodies at the Pearly Gates
Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies arrive. St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here. I’ll be right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance. God says to Peter: "How
many times do I have to tell you--you can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are
brothers
.
Go back and let them in!"


Sorry Larrrrry it wasn't me that brought up race- it was God in your post...

Are you getting worried that St. Peter may really be black? Or God might be? Were black Christians not also created in Gods image? Or do you not believe those words of Gods in your post that "we are all brothers"...

Yep- when I saw that picture going around FB the other day the first thing I thought of was our own ranchersnet Grand Whoopty-Do of Alabama and his holier than thou "Sunday Christian" blasphemous followers.... You gave me the perfect place to use it... :p :lol: :lol:
 

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OT you're one to be calling anyone a "sunday christian". Sitting yur fat ass in the amen corner every sunday won't either. It's waht you do with the rest of your life. I never see any reflection of Jesus in any of your posts here so your witness is only a negative one.
 

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TexasBred said:
OT you're one to be calling anyone a "sunday christian". Sitting yur fat ass in the amen corner every sunday won't either. It's waht you do with the rest of your life. I never see any reflection of Jesus in any of your posts here so your witness is only a negative one.

Ouch!
 

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oldtimer does not believe on the 9 th commandment for sure, he has proven that time and time again. His false accusations on here are proof of that,
His oath to tell the truth nothing but the truth so help him God means nothing to him.
He sets in judgement of others when he """""is a J.P."""" yet he violates the very oath he swears to uphold...
So saying he is a christian is belittling those that are...He soils the very pew he sets in if he does indeed goes to church :(
 

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And those that voted for Obama are totally racist. As they had to have voted for him because of his SKIN COLOR. It sure wasn't because of his experience as HE HAS NONE. And it sure wasn't due to him being smart as nobody that is as smart as they claim Obama is needs a telepromptor to address a class of six graders. We watched him deliver a five minute speech from the rose garden the other day and the man read every word. He can't even make a simple little five minute speech about over stepping his authority without reading it. :roll:

The guy is an incompetent inexperienced nasissistic idiot that is in so far over his head that the only logical reason anyone voted for him was because he is black and he isn't even all black he is only half a**ed at that too. :roll:
 

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