hypocritexposer
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Any word on who will be the new Grievance Czar?
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To automate the growing number of grievances, reduce paperwork, and bring the grievance collecting into the 21st century, the Obama Administration has created a new agency, the U.S. Department of Grievances, linked with other agencies and taxpayers through the newly launched 2009 Hope'N'Change Operating System.
Given that the most optimistic evaluation of Obama's stimulus plan included this language, "If we do everything right, there's still a 30 percent chance we'll get it wrong," and that the government's record of "getting everything right" is shaky at best, the new department's current goal is to prepare for the impending "30%" outcome.
If you and your family find yourself among the 30-percenters, you may submit your Grievance Report, which the government will redress within the limits of its estimated efficiency rate of 70%.
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To make sure your report receives the utmost attention, the Obama Administration hired an experienced report handler from Microsoft who has successfully redressed millions of error reports from Windows users in the last 15 years.
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If you continue to find yourself within the government's 30% margin of error, you will see the following alert, which you must also submit.
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If your grievances still haven't been adequately redressed, you will receive another alert that will fill you with hope that change is still possible.
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Alerts are subject to change. There is a 30% chance that the future government alerts will look as follows:
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Additional reporting by Comrade General Secretary.
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UPDATE
(Comrade Fifth Column receives an increased ration of beets for the next fiscal year for this (all rations are taxable according to your Party rank)).
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