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>> Modern version of the birds & the bees

>> >>> A little boy goes to his father and asks,

>> >>> "Daddy, how was I born?"

>> >>> The father answers: "Well son, I guess one

>> >>> day you will need to find out anyway! Your

>> >>> Mom and I first got together in a chat room

>> >>> on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail

>> >>> with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

>> >>> We sneaked into a secluded room, where

>> >>> your mother agreed to a download from

>> >>> my hard drive.

>> >>>

>> >>> As soon as I was ready to upload, we

>> >>> discovered that neither one of us had used

>> >>> a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the

>> >>> delete button, nine months later a little

>> >>> Pop-Up appeared that said:

>> >>>

>> >>> You got Male.

>> >>>

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