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Horse Jokes :D

Ranchy

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HORSE JOKES

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What did one horse say to the other horse?
The pace is familiar but I can't remember the mane.

What are the only animals to sleep with their shoes on?
A horse, of course!

How many horses have three legs?
They all do!

What breeds of horses can jump higher than a house?
All breeds. Houses don't jump.

A man rode into town on June 3rd, stayed a week, and rode out on June 3rd. How is this possible?
His horse's name was June 3rd.

How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?
Start with a large fortune.

What animal has more "hands" than feet?
Why, a horse, of course!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A tale of WHOA!

How long should a horse's legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground.

When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.

Where do horses stay in a hotel?
In the bridle suite.

What did the waiter say to the horse?
I can't take your order. That's not my stable.

What's the quickest way to mail a little horse?
Use the Pony Express.

How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
With Southern Hospitality!

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