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Horth Withperer


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>> A guy calls his friend, a horse rancher, and says he's sending a
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>>over to look at a horse.
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>> His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
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>> That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
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>> When the midget shows up, the rancher asks him if he's looking for a
>>male or female horse.
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>> "A female horth."
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>> So he shows him a prized filly.
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>> "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
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>> So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once
>>over.
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>> "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up
>>again, and shows him the horse's ears.
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>> "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
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>> The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks
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>>up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
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>> "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
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>> Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and
>>rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out
>>and slams him on the ground.
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>> The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
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>> "Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a
>>widdlebit"?



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