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House/Senate Argue over Who can sit on Ass more !

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Anonymous

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February 26, 2013

Boehner Defends Decision to Remain on Ass

Posted by Andy Borowitz


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Minutes after telling the United States Senate to “get off their ass” to avoid the deep spending cuts that will take effect this Friday, House Speaker John Boehner called an impromptu press conference to announce his intention of remaining on his ass “for the foreseeable future.”

“The United States Senate is showing contempt for the American people by refusing to get off their ass,” a defiant Mr. Boehner told reporters. “And the only fitting way for me to protest their reckless behavior is by remaining on my ass for as long as humanly possible.”


“Take a good look, ladies and gentlemen of the press,” he said, before leaving the lectern in a huff. “This is the last you’ll see of old John Boehner off his ass.”

Mr. Boehner’s words drew a strong rebuke from Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, who said that Mr. Boehner’s suggestion that the Senate get off their ass while he remained on his “seems like the height of hypocrisy, ass-wise.”

True to his word, Mr. Boehner then held an additional press conference, this time sitting in a chair from which he showed no signs of budging.
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Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/02/boehner-defends-decision-to-remain-on-ass.html#ixzz2M3i2FRhc

:wink: :p :lol:

After todays Boehner bitchin- this is a perfect Borowitz... Congress arguing over who can sit on their duff and do nothing the best... :lol:
 

hypocritexposer

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"change" for the sake of change is not always beneficial. In most cases it is a "make work project", so Democrats/Liberals can get paid for not working.


I'd get a kick out of one of OT's hired men, (as they were watching the hay grow), removing the block out of his truck...just to keep busy, when he knows nothing about mechanics.

"Change , we can believe in"


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"Hey OT, sir, I'm not sitting on my ass...I must be making you money"


:lol: :lol:
 

hypocritexposer

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Big Muddy rancher said:
The house has sent two bills to the senate and they have done nothing.
I would say it's the senates turn to move.


Yep, the "Party of NO" has "forwarded along" a couple, if not a few bills, to advert this sequester. All have been turned down by the "party of yes, sure, why don't we"

OT will probably post the efforts that obama has made in the last year+, to avoid this "crisis", for sure.
 

Larrry

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ot has to be the biggest freakin idiot. He posts an article trying to leave the perception its news. it's satire.
I suppose the guy watches cartoons and thinks they are real
 
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Larrry said:
ot has to be the biggest freakin idiot. He posts an article trying to leave the perception its news. it's satire.
I suppose the guy watches cartoons and thinks they are real

You didn't see my :wink: :p :lol: ... Nor know that's what Borowitz authors...

Next time Larrrry - just for you and the slower minded folks - I'll put that its a satire... :roll: OY VEY !
 

hypocritexposer

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Oldtimer said:
Larrry said:
ot has to be the biggest freakin idiot. He posts an article trying to leave the perception its news. it's satire.
I suppose the guy watches cartoons and thinks they are real

You didn't see my :wink: :p :lol: ... Nor know that's what Borowitz authors...

Next time Larrrry - just for you and the slower minded folks - I'll put that its a satire... :roll: OY VEY !


I noticed the :wink: :p :lol:, when you accused me of sexual harrassment, and I'm sure Whitewing noticed the :wink: :p :lol:, when you accused him of being me. Leanin'H probably even noticed when you used the :wink: :p :lol , when mocking his religious beliefs.


You're a pretty humourous guy, OT.
 

Larrry

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
Larrry said:
ot has to be the biggest freakin idiot. He posts an article trying to leave the perception its news. it's satire.
I suppose the guy watches cartoons and thinks they are real

You didn't see my :wink: :p :lol: ... Nor know that's what Borowitz authors...

Next time Larrrry - just for you and the slower minded folks - I'll put that its a satire... :roll: OY VEY !

Heck I knew it was satire but you try to portray it as not. That is a leftwingernut teabagee tactic
But then I take nothing you say as serious, back to your cartoons
 

Mike

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"Who can sit on ass more"?

Not many people can sit on more ass than OT...................Well ,maybe Christie can.
 
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