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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, " What's on TV ?"
I said, " Dust"
And then the fight started ....
My wife and I were watching " Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, " Do you want to have sex?"
"No" she answered.
I then asked, " Is that you final answer ?"
" Yes"
So I said, " Then I'd like to phone a friend .."
And then the fight started...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, " I'd like something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds"
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started ...
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, " Do you know her?"
Yes, I sighed, She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.
" My God !," says my wife, who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?
And then the fight started .....