• If you are having problems logging in please use the Contact Us in the lower right hand corner of the forum page for assistance.

How i feel about my "friends" on Ranchers!

leanin' H

Well-known member
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad
like a spider monkey.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will make fun of you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- stay away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.
 

I Luv Herfrds

Well-known member
10. When my horse throws you I will put back in whatever was dislocated in the fall.

11. I will tell you that you are being a pain in the azz and should get on a different series of hormones.

12. I will take your kids in emergency and fill them up with sugar and caffenine, then keep them overnight because of how bad things are.

13. We will get drunk together and kidnap some guy that neither of us is married to.
 
Top