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How to catch an elephant

PureCountry

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My Pappy used to tell this one,

To catch an elephant, first you have to dig a biiiiiiiggggggg hole in the ground. Then you fill it with ashes, and sprinkle peas on the ground all the way around the hole. When the elephant goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash-hole.

:roll: :D :roll:
 

Faster horses

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That is one of my favorite jokes, Soapweed. I just could not think of it. What came to mind was this one:

How do you catch a unique?
U neak up on it.

Kinda corny, though huh?
 

Maple Leaf Angus

Well-known member
Faster Horses,I heard that one with a little variation on it.

How do you catch a unique bunny?

You 'neak up on it.


How do you catch a tame bunny?


Tame way.

Sorry folks, but FH started it. :)
 

Faster horses

Well-known member
Maple Leaf, you got it right! I forgot some of it, didn't I?

I hate my failing mind. Embarrassing sometimes! But not enough for me to keep my mouth shut...yet anyway! :wink:

BTW, what I have is not alheizmers disease.
Nope, it is CRS Disease.

(Can't remember sh*t!). :wink:
 

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