How to Find a Wife?

[Northern Rancher]

He knows better OT lol.

 

[Aztumbleweed]

OK Northern Rancher,

:???: This is AzTumbleweed's wife speaking. Do you want to depress me that I don't fit into my size 3 pants anymore and increase my feelings about my bra size being too small. What are you saying? I need to lose weight and get a boob job to fit into those clothes! :wink:

 

[Northern Rancher]

I'm saying in your hubbies eyes your butt is smaller and your bosum bigger than you think it is. Think of the glass half full not half empty lol. :lol: How come I'm getting the "I just took one step too many out on the creek ice feeling' lol.