Yesterday, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front
of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quickeremergency service..
It also works at DMV and the Laundromat - but don't try it at Wendy's, the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front
of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quickeremergency service..
It also works at DMV and the Laundromat - but don't try it at Wendy's, the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order