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How to get quick service

Liveoak

Well-known member
Yesterday, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front

of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quickeremergency service..



It also works at DMV and the Laundromat - but don't try it at Wendy's, the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order
 

Trinity man

Well-known member
That’s too funny. :lol: :lol: I was talking to a guy the other day about the government building the fence along the border and he said that Mexicans would have to build it, because they wouldn't be able to find an US people wouldn't want to work that hard. :lol: :lol:
 
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