Couple of old time cowboy's were driving around visiting old friend's and catching up on the goin's on. When they pulled into Sam's place he of course asked them in for coffee and told his wife to grab a pail of water and put some coffee on. About 10 min.'s later one of the visitor's glanced out the window and there's the wife still walking away from the house about to disappear over a hill with her empty water bucket. "good lord Sam how'in the hell far has she got to go to get water?" he asked
Sam replied
"Don't realy know I've never been there" :shock: :lol: