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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

OldDog/NewTricks

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!




A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies," he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone
 

HAY MAKER

Well-known member
That's as good as the one I tell around here to city dwellers that wanna hunt squirrels on my pecan bottom :D :D
And almost as good as the mileormore bird.
good luck
 
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