Humor

[Steve]

This explains it all

TO WHOM DOES THE LAND OF ISRAEL BELONG?


An Israeli Sense of Humor at United Nations sets the record straight.


An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.


A representative from Israel began:
'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, "What a good opportunity to have a bath!"

Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!


The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then."

The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech."

"Palestinians are to stubborn to admit they were in Israel before Jews."


Historians and theologians can argue over the exact dates, but we all know..

the Jewish people have been around since well, Before Christ,

and Christians have been around for about 700 years before Islam.

Thus Palestinian ancestry is made up of Jews and early Christians.. so it is settled..

You will never can get a Palestinian to admit his ancestry is Christian or Jewish